wake me up when september ends (queued til october 1).
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
Peter’s first meeting with the TARDIS (i suppose)
comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?
why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important
something really important
what do you call a dog that sells drugs?
yeah it’s really only funny in french
*draws amazing arm tattoo with liquid eyeliner*
*1 million selfies*
Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average
my favorite is when people caption photos with things like “feelin cute” like fuk YEAH you do!!!! you’re lookin cute too!!! you’re so cute! go you! hellz yeah you are the selfie master! rock on
wow my hair is crazy
sex is kind of like a classic fueled by ramen music video. its in 240p, everyone is in eyeliner, pete wentz is there
Sam referring to Steve’s penis with embarrassingly patriotic euphemisms, such as:
- Old Glory
- Star-spangled shaft
- The flagpole
And Steve having to pause whatever intimate act they’re in the middle of to either groan in embarrassment or giggle uncontrollably.
Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave