welcome to the necropolis

wake me up when september ends (queued til october 1).



a list of emotions i feel frequently

  • no
  • fall out boy
  • 4 am
  • lying face down on the floor
  • no shirt
  • what

Peter’s first meeting with the TARDIS (i suppose)

(Source: dadskills)

posted 5 hours ago with 31,922 notes
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Your booty like two planets
Friedrich Nietzsche (via itscalledfashionlookitup)





comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french


*draws amazing arm tattoo with liquid eyeliner*
*1 million selfies*



Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

(Source: pjransone)

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posted 11 hours ago with 174,023 notes
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my favorite is when people caption photos with things like “feelin cute” like fuk YEAH you do!!!! you’re lookin cute too!!! you’re so cute! go you! hellz yeah you are the selfie master! rock on

posted 11 hours ago with 4 notes
#body image #text post


wow my hair is crazy

posted 12 hours ago with 38 notes
via:von-gacy source:von-gacy
#actual cuties


sex is kind of like a classic fueled by ramen music video. its in 240p, everyone is in eyeliner, pete wentz is there

posted 13 hours ago with 1,743 notes
via:microcroft source:themattyhealy
#cant wait #fob


Sam referring to Steve’s penis with embarrassingly patriotic euphemisms, such as:

  • Old Glory
  • Star-spangled shaft
  • The flagpole
  • Americock

And Steve having to pause whatever intimate act they’re in the middle of to either groan in embarrassment or giggle uncontrollably.

posted 15 hours ago with 224 notes
via:capfalc source:capfalc
#freebird #pun


Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

posted 17 hours ago with 188,677 notes
via:gone-with--the-greasers source:wawaqueen

(Source: subtubitles)


Bob and the deli guy.

"im mostly straight"

(Source: radiophile)